Prabha's

The doctor's view of the bail out.

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas. The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!' The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.' The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, while The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness. The Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington.